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Post by lama on Jan 16, 2014 18:40:12 GMT -5
A pub crawl or bar tour would be pretty awesome. I wouldn't pay to watch anyone eat anything though :/ I wouldn't, either, but I also can't imagine donating $7,000 to Korey's kickstarter yet someone actually did heh heh! Look at all the garbage that gets kickstarted or crowdfunded or "Greenlit" so on and so forth. You and I might not pay, but I'd bet there are those who would. I'd bet Jason Murphy would gladly participate in some insane food action, challenge or not. Good point Slender.
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Post by woundedcycad on Jan 23, 2014 16:25:21 GMT -5
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Post by el woospo on Jan 23, 2014 20:33:46 GMT -5
tried this the other day (again) cannot get myself round to enjoying eating chicken feet, if they are fried to fuck, boke and cowk
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Post by slendermaschine on Jan 28, 2014 20:41:34 GMT -5
I... I'm not sure whether that ^^ is food or not.
Rules of thumb I go by [assuming lean meat]:
Egg Whites - Carb replacement (rice, pasta, noodles, vegetables) Eggs w/ Yolk - Excellent way to prove shits not given about baby animals that even includes a self-containing sauce! Chicken - Starch replacement (potato or bread) Pork - Overrated chicken replacement that yields less meat for the calories. Wild Boar - if you HAVE to have bacon, this is real bacon. Your bacon should come from an animal that can gore you to death, not from "Babe." Beef - Suitable main course, however Bison - REAL main course. Cows are wimps so their meat shows it. Bison is leaner and tastes like meatier meat. Ostrich - REAL main course - some cuts are unbelievably lean and it tastes bloody amazing. Ostriches are essentially angry modern dinosaur ancestors. Unlike penguins that choose not to fly because Batman, obviously, but also they dance like imbeciles to horrible music and/or surf for whatever damn reason, ostriches choose not to fly because the sky cannot contain the fucks they do not give about literally putting a foot up your ass.
*Side notes: Turkey - Gee, I never heard of "KFT" before? I wonder the hell why? Also, are you a pilgrim? Do you give people suspicious blankets for gifts? Jokes aside, just remember to always be thankful while eating turkey that it is not a tofurkey[1] Fish - to paraphrase Ron Swanson, "Essentially a vegetable." Milk - choice nutritious liquid for children because fuck juice and double-fuck Capri-Son. Personally I would just say eat the cow. Lunch Meat - Go with real cuts, you get more for your money and it tastes so much better. Plus look at that shit. Have you ever seen a "chicken breast" that was a large mound of meat? And if you have, THAT might be a massive chicken tumor, and I would NOT eat that. Point is, chicken breast > ground up chicken breast shaped like a monolith of what the fuck. Hot dogs - why are so many so high in calories for being so small? They barely taste like real meat half the time, which is rather disappointing to me.
Bread - recreational feed for water fowl due to bouancy. Soy - only use for plastic making. Consuming it is like consuming plastic. Plastic - don't consume plastic. Nuts/Seeds - animal feed? Give some to a squirell because they're funny. If consumed, understand they are mostly fat. Anyone that tells you nuts are a "great source of protein" have no understanding of math or how numbers work. Fruits/Vegetables - Congratulations on failing geometry AND physics, because like a real pyramid, a food pyramid cannot stand inverted without being stabbed into some Play-doh or something. Just don't try and stand a pyramid on its tip because it won't work, sheesh. Soy Sausage - It's an odd choice to make a vastly inferior substitute in the form of an already inferior delivery system of meat. For the calories you're probably equal if not lower with real meat, silly. [1]Tofurkey - To-fuck-you to however made this monstrosity. If you survived an airplane crash and the only food aboard was tofurkey, you could probably just bite off pieces of random debris and the contents in your stomach would eventually congeal into a tofurkey.
But hey, that's just me and a general overview of how I approach food. Specifically I LOVE egg whites. I think it's something to do with my taste preference before cancer/treatment. I used to love egg white omelets, and to this day I bloody love egg whites.
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Post by slendermaschine on Jan 29, 2014 2:08:39 GMT -5
Okay, I have to oder some bison ribs... Fun fact: "Ribs" were my last meal of sorts before I had my brain tumor removed and titanium bolts put in* (you have to fast before surgery or you vomit, for those who don't know). *I literally have titanium in me. I think that's pretty fuckin' sweet ha ha! Gator ribs --> This is my new mission. I have to try alligator meat.
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